It’s amazing the favors you can get at low prices
On Friday morning, Tony Kornheiser sarcastically alluded that the French dream was to go into prostitution and save up the money for a beauty parlor. If this humorous joke is true, then the French...
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Bunga-Bungasconi!
It’s Friday afternoon, so we figured we’d give you little hornballs out there a dose of bunga-bunga. Embattled Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi faces more and more pressure everyday to step...
View ArticleMaybe next time they don’t accept PayPal?
We all crave the comeuppance of snooty people. They stand there with their noses turned up, pinky-fingers circling around and going on and on with a HARUMPH. It’s palpably delicious when their plans go...
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Some methy business
The 2001 national Sheriff of the Year, Patrick Sullivan, has plead guilty to trading meth for sex and will serve 38 days in the Arapahoe County, Colo., jail bearing his own name. The only setting more...
View ArticleWe’ll take “Potent Potables” or “Pregnant Prostitution”
It’s been a busy week for us here trying to keep up with all the stripper/hooker related news, but this one takes the baby cake. It’s the mother of all hooker stories. It’s so good you’ll slap your...
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That’s one #@%*ing mixed message
OK, so first we’ve got this article on CNN: “Bartering sex for stuff or services.” In it, cases are presented of women offering sex for services like tour guides of the Amazon, test answers and...
View ArticleDeath of a Sales Pimp
Taiwan sheds many, many tears today as the country sees the closure of its last legal brothel. Of course, it could be said that The Guys suppose that 87-year old pimp probably earned his...
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Phillies fans (allegedly) blow
Police arrested 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein for soliciting prostitution (and related misdeamenors) in exchange for World Series tickets. The Bensalem cops set up the sting after finding her ad on...
View ArticleWe’re very service oriented
Great news for Chugs “Chris” Taylor, a brothel in Nevada wants to hire some male prostitutes. They would be the first legal male ones in the state’s history. The men would work at the Shady Lady Ranch,...
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Seeya, Las Vegas
NEWSFLASH: If you say that it’s irresponsible to blow your savings in Las Vegas, then their mayor will never be your friend! That’s the lesson President Barack Obama has learned as Mayor Oscar...
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